It’s 2017.

Figured I needed to update since it’s been a while.
But I’m in limbo.

Not this…
That would be cool.
(I still couldn’t do it, but life would be so much less crazy.)

More like… this:

I made a useful travel guide for 2017 pic.twitter.com/AzNpT4E8VW

— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) January 4, 2017

As January 20th approaches, my original relocation concept as depicted here:

has changed.

Now I’m thinking, maybe…
Oh… Somewhere around…
Here:

That’s all I got for now. Might just have to shutdown and reboot after waiting a little bit. Like maybe four years.